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Episode 015 – Ninja Enclosures & Dick in a Skip

Two episodes in a month! Gosh, aren’t you lucky. This episode is for you if you have lost your temper with your kids, had issues with animal violence or ever felt like you have the wrong genitals. Also a shout out to https://www.borroclub.co.uk/ where you can borrow shit from and lend shit to nice people.

WARNING: Explicit content – NSFW

As always, you can get free music and other media from the links at http://www.sadmaddads.com where you can also get in touch with the Dads and support the show.

Featured links:

Ray Jessel on America’s Got Talent https://youtu.be/m8273HGqxEc?t=1m23s

BorroClub https://www.borroclub.co.uk/

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Episode 014 – Keep Your Interesting Life!

Well, shit. Literally. Rich tells his tale of woe as Dan and Rob attempt to make light of the situation by talking about a desensitizing penis spray. Oh, and heads up: Rob’s a psychopath. Stay ten meters away at all times. As always, you can get free music and other media from the links at http://www.sadmaddads.com where you can also get in touch with the Dads and support the show.

WARNING: Explicit content – NSFW

More free music at https://mrrichstokes.bandcamp.com/ and http://www.aquilalovesyou.com

Featured links:

Stad 5000 Delay Spray – https://www.amazon.com/Shoppingfire-Delay-Longer-Premature-Ejaculation/dp/B019XYVTUI

Episode 013 – Sensitivity and Delicious Assholes

A short episode this month as the Dads are plagued with illnesses and Rich’s house has exploded. They still manage to discuss the differences in approaches to mental health management and remember the importance of abusing your friends. As always, you can get free music and other media from the links at http://www.sadmaddads.com where you can also get in touch with the Dads and support the show.

WARNING: Explicit content – NSFW

More free music at https://mrrichstokes.bandcamp.com/ and http://www.aquilalovesyou.com

Featured song: “Sensitive” by Rich Stokes @MrRichStokes

Featured links:
Cards Against Humanity https://cardsagainsthumanity.com/
Poorly Summarized Podcast – http://poorlysummarized.com/

Episode 012 – Growling at the Gubbins (and Other Sex Crimes)

After some cancelled sessions, the boys finally get back in the studio to stick it to the gender stereotyping of sex toys, suggest that you should always know where your gun is and try to disguise the fact that they are drinking beer (going by the tone,they largely fail at this last part). As always, you can get free music and other media from the links at http://www.sadmaddads.com where you can also get in touch with the Dads and support the show.

WARNING: Explicit content – NSFW

More free music at https://mrrichstokes.bandcamp.com/ and http://www.aquilalovesyou.com

Featured links:

3Faphttps://www.indiegogo.com/projects/3fap-3-textured-orifices-with-suction-for-men#/

Dickhead of the Weekhttp://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/progun-mum-jamie-gilt-will-never-give-up-her-guns-despite-being-shit-by-son-family-say/news-story/36303137d00bab41c3e8eaa936e3319f

Macapaca and the Pipe

So, we’re watching In the Night Garden. Again. And it suddenly hit me – if you imagine that Macapaca’s trumpet is actually a bottle of Scotch, it all takes on a horrible, dark twist. Living by himself in isolation, wheeling around his trolley filled with all his possessions, constantly taking a pull to numb the pain. He cleans the metaphorical windscreens of the other characters’ faces, but they never pay him.

Or, as @EyeonicDJ stated, maybe it’s a crack pipe. Which actually makes more sense. I mean, the guy collects rocks and lives in a cave. And look at those bags around his eyes – he’s a common crack fiend. Going to sleep at night, hugging a rock to himself; his only comfort in a world of colour and light that he just doesn’t fit into. If only someone could release him from his crippling addiction, or show just one act of kindness – maybe he wouldn’t feel so alone.

Or maybe In the Night Garden is just fucking weird.

And maybe so am I.

Thomas & The Devil

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DAN: “Come to Drayton Manor! Come and waste a fuck tonne of money to stand around in a queue all day with all the other retards and spend £10 on a portion of shitty chips”.

Seriously, why did I agree to this? I HATE these places. If hell is real and I end up there (let’s face it, I would*) then it will be a colossal theme park that you are never allowed to leave. I’m not super fond of fairground rides or roller coasters anyway, so these places have no attraction for me in any way. Add in the crowds, the fact that my kids are too young to understand the point of queuing and some rain, and this is pretty much the pits.

Of hell.

SOMEONE SAVE ME!

*And so would you.